askblacklight started following you

how does this happen


I desperately need a snack…


Hibernating was a bad idea.


scootshaboot replied to your post: True. I often fear she’s online at all hours of both day and night, and deliberately ignores some posts so that I won’t suspect her predatory habits.

always

Hm.


datairstrike asked: If you spent less time ripping my pants off and more time sliding them off you might have noticed once in a while
NOT that I'm complaining mind you

Sorry, I couldn’t control myself when you’re around.


datairstrike asked: ....well we have been past pick up lines
I hope you know it's because of you I don't wear underwear anymore

Going commando on me?


awastrelmescalined asked: True. I often fear she's online at all hours of both day and night, and deliberately ignores some posts so that I won't suspect her predatory habits.

I always assume she is.


awastrelmescalined asked: Wow. Rude. Scoot will be hearing about this.

She stalks my tumblr. So she probably already has.


datairstrike asked: I'm running out of pick up lines, man. Times are hard.
So I went the creepy compliment route
lets hear you use one, then.

Well, my hands is already in your pockets.


awastrelmescalined asked: Alex what are you saying
Did you forget me

DAMMIT ALEX

Forget?

Probably. Usually that means it wasn’t important information.



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