askblacklight started following you
how does this happen
scootshaboot replied to your post: True. I often fear she’s online at all hours of both day and night, and deliberately ignores some posts so that I won’t suspect her predatory habits.
always
Hm.
datairstrike asked: If you spent less time ripping my pants off and more time sliding them off you might have noticed once in a while
NOT that I'm complaining mind you
Sorry, I couldn’t control myself when you’re around.
datairstrike asked: ....well we have been past pick up lines
I hope you know it's because of you I don't wear underwear anymore
Going commando on me?
awastrelmescalined asked: True. I often fear she's online at all hours of both day and night, and deliberately ignores some posts so that I won't suspect her predatory habits.
I always assume she is.
awastrelmescalined asked: Wow. Rude. Scoot will be hearing about this.
She stalks my tumblr. So she probably already has.
datairstrike asked: I'm running out of pick up lines, man. Times are hard.
So I went the creepy compliment route
lets hear you use one, then.
Well, my hands is already in your pockets.
awastrelmescalined asked: Alex what are you saying
Did you forget me
DAMMIT ALEX
Forget?
Probably. Usually that means it wasn’t important information.